Line of the week
My fourteen-year-old raises her finger in dramatic punctuation and proclaims, a la Adam West, “To the spork factory!”
You’re gonna have a bad time
You just never want to see the words “Obstruction on roadway” in your traffic alerts. I have to pay attention...
Your questions, answered
People have long asked me, “Where exactly did your unlikely fascination with Annie Potts begin?” The answer? Corvette Summer, pal....
You know what?
Diet Dr Pepper does taste more like regular Dr Pepper. More than what, that’s up to you to decide.
Twistin’ Gorilla
Oh. My. God. Why has no one previously hipped me to the marvels of the World Famous Pontani Sisters? I’ve...
Whitman’s Song O’ Air Travel
I sing the song of air travelO joyous flight delaysVisiting hermetically sealed distant airportswhere the Starbucks are expensiveeven by Starbucks...