Okay, I’m torn on my next venture. So here’s option 1: Develop a business that converts any vehicle you like into an El Camino, the ultimate vehicle of sideburned guys named Earl. Think I’m nuts? Then you obviously haven’t delighted in the many, many Camino variations that have been displayed over at Jalopnik. But the real money is in the TV rights, so I sell it to TLC as a reality show in the vein of Monster Garage or American Chopper. Our show? “Camino Royale.” Can’t miss.
Okay, option 2: Also a reality show: Celebrity Runaway Truck Ramp. Each week, we put D-list celebrities in brakeless tractor trailers and film then careening down a mountain pass and coming to a halt in a runaway truck ramp.
Okay, maybe I’ve been driving the Vermont mountain roads too much. I’ll admit it.