Pork Loki

A thick slab of pork is refusing to come up to temperature on the grill.

• Me: The pork just isn’t willing to cook.
• High School Daughter (HSD): Maybe it’s a sign from God.
• Me: Based on my very limited knowledge of the Bible, that wouldn’t be the first sign from God involving pork.
• HSD: Maybe it’s some other deity, from some other mythology. Maybe it’s some Norse god.
• Me: Possibly. Though I don’t remember anything about Loki and pork. Though “Pork Loki” would be a good name for a song:
  

  singing:
  

  Pork Loki! Pork Loki is not your friend!
  Pork Loki! He’ll be there at the end!
  Ragnarok and roll! Ragnarok and roll!

• HSD: [walks away]