I am so very lagged

But I swear to god, Mimi Smartypants is the funniest blogwriter I’ve found in ages. And any woman who would tell an IT techie “I’m here to rock you like a hurricane!” must have something going on. Full story here. Your click will be rewarded.
Otherwise, I’m exhausted. Note to self: Northern California in the brown months is much safer, histamine-wise. What isn’t swollen is bloodshot. What isn’t bloodshot is dripping. You’d think after 42 years my body would figure out what the f to do with pollen, but apparently I have an immune system like a labrador retriever chasing a ball into a wall, and every time it bangs up against the wall, it’s a surprise. (Hours of editing wouldn’t make that sentence clearer, so just deal with it, okay?)