Quick! Get me those leather stockings!

It’s 0.1 degrees, and I’ve got to drive a state vehicle to Cooperstown today. If there’s no heat, I’m going to start a little fire on the floor. That’s what Natty Bumppo would have done.

Thought I’d better Google that name to make sure of the two p’s, and this brings me the distressing news that there’s some character in Kentucky practicing as a “country lawyer” under the name Natty Bumppo. I wasn’t really prepared to see a link that said, “Natty Bumppo, Attorney at Law.” I’m providing no link to that mess. As it is, I’m going to get weird hits for the “leather stockings,” I just know it.