Apple, tree, not falling far from

We were watching the Tour de France last night (duh), and as the peloton rode through some sort of nature preserve with thousands of ponds (and a beautiful sight it was, too), the riders stopped in droves along the road for what is called a “nature break.” The cameras lingered on this action longer than they usually do, too, so there was no mistaking what was going on. Eldest daughter suddenly pipes up, “Hey! I don’t swim in your chamois, don’t pee in my pond!”