Sometimes, spam is fascinating

Like this piece, which was attached to the bottom of some bogus stock sale email that somehow slipped past my filters:Altogether an ingenious and considerate arrangement through which muchgrist came to the mill. Richard had forgotten that, unless asked for, the original stakeremains. She showed discomfort at the repetition of her phrase. I sometimes feel that if you became a gambler it wouldbe my fault.Mr Kurtlooked up briskly and laughed shortly.Your face is upside down and makes me giddy. She could not have been afraid of caringfor him herself.He urges me to settle you, and says you have the idea of livingin the country.Elinor was not out ofthe scheme, nor was she exactly in it.Ought he to have adignified reply at the end of his tongue? Ill pay in a cheque to your account for the amount and keep the cash.Intellectuallyminded without being profound, she was inclined to be priggish. I need help; I need someone whounderstands.Still hisfather showed no sign of leaving.Miss Mackintyre sat upright in her deck-chair. I dont suppose youve been spoken to like that before. And Ive asked the Ellises and the Francillons, Ada replied.Richard had forgotten that, unless asked for, the original stakeremains.If he could be with other people who were workingit would be different. As he walked slowlytowards the entrance of the rooms the man at the door touched his cap. There was a scrambling sound, and a flash of light-blue emerged on thepath beyond.Mr Kurts eyeswere glued on the table, he had no time to look at his watch.Again the ball rattled over the turning board; this time Mr Kurtwon.Ought he to have adignified reply at the end of his tongue?Theantithesis of their temperaments remained, but its nature stood revealedand defined.He and his father had won again, on their alternatenumber.Evidently he had no misgivings on the subject ofGeorge Ellis. He had often asked himself that question.