Bizarre search request

I’m getting flooded with searches for “Kirsten Gum” these days — must be the brunette shag. But the oddest request in a while came yesterday: “Why did Wally Cox stop being Marlon Brando.”

Hmmm. If all those stories that their ashes were blended together and cast to the winds are true, I’m not sure we could say he ever stopped.

Again, I need a lie-down.