The right to petition

I’m going to start one of those online petitions, this one aimed at Kimberly-Clark, the Scott Tissue people. I want as many people as possible to join me in imploring them to print on the cardboard tubes at the center of toilet paper, “THIS IS GARBAGE. THROW IT AWAY. DO NOT LEAVE ON BATHROOM FLOOR.” Because apparently that’s what it will take to get my children to recognize it as such.