Milkpowder plot

Twice this week, our local Stewart’s has been out of milk. Just plain out. A stray half-gallon carton of the hi-test stuff here and there, but otherwise, pas de lait. Considering that Stewart’s is, first and foremost, a milk store, this is somewhat disturbing. So when the history books finally tell the story of The Conspiracy of The Cows, remember that you saw the first signs of its coming right here.