Another sign of summer

Apparently, some people are enjoying slow, leisurely days by the pool. They’re sunning themselves, reading a trashy novel, and enjoying a nice beverage. And because there’s not much difference between the literature in their hands and the literature on their beverage label, they’re studying that beverage label. They’re studying it, and, unlike the book, it sets them to wondering. Wondering. Wondering. They’re wondering, “What the hell is glycerol ester of wood rosin?!” And then they’re coming to my site, dozens of them, each and every day, to find the answers. I guess that makes me a pretty important part of summer, too. Because I have the answers, people. I have the answers. Ester of wood rosin shall set you free….