Brilliant!

I’ve got it! The totally derivative TV idea that will finally make me rich, famous, and connected to the Hollywood culture — which, as we all know, are the only ways to be respected in America. Nothing less will do. Ready?

“Googly Eye for the Cartoon Guy” — Each week, a cast of zany animated makeover artists take on a tired, half-forgotten has-been from the cartoon world. Deputy Dawg finally gets the fashion tips that will make him full Sheriff! Tom Terrific abandons his funnel hat for a jaunty beret! Top Cat’s alley loses its Great Depression funk and becomes a hip new bachelor pad! Touché Turtle . . . well, perhaps some of the Hanna-Barbera posse are beyond help.

I can’t wait to pitch this to Cartoon Network!