Many Spammy Returns
I moved six months ago, but my previous internet provider, Ever-Growing Monopoly of Suck®, still continues to faithfully deliver all...
Blobfest
So, here’s the thing about our pending new hometown of Phoenixville, PA: the movie “The Blob” was largely filmed there...
The Church of What’s Happening Now
So, this is what’s happening now. In fact, it’s what’s been happening pretty much every weekend since the year began,...
Closing in on it
I know that other people pick up their roots and move all the time, but I’m damned if I can...
Oh, did we skip February?
Oh, did we skip February? (See One-armed paperhanger, busier than.) You didn’t miss much. It was a blur of cold...
Why I’m not a writer
There was a time when it was just a foregone conclusion that I’d be a professional writer of some sort....
Abandon everything that got you here!
When it comes to my possessions and my ways of doing things, I can be loyal to a fault. I’ve...
Rock ‘n’ Roll Mythbusters
The man who shot Liberty Valance was not the bravest of them all. No one put the “bop” in “bop...
Surviving the weekend
This weekend, I spackled, sanded, stained, grouted and painted. I cleaned all the windows on my cars and Rain-x’d them...
I am the King of Wheat Germ
So, two things happened after last week’s rant about how Hannaford was screwing with my breakfast. Well, three, really. First,...