You’re gonna have a bad time
You just never want to see the words “Obstruction on roadway” in your traffic alerts. I have to pay attention...
Your questions, answered
People have long asked me, “Where exactly did your unlikely fascination with Annie Potts begin?” The answer? Corvette Summer, pal....
You know what?
Diet Dr Pepper does taste more like regular Dr Pepper. More than what, that’s up to you to decide.
Twistin’ Gorilla
Oh. My. God. Why has no one previously hipped me to the marvels of the World Famous Pontani Sisters? I’ve...
Whitman’s Song O’ Air Travel
I sing the song of air travelO joyous flight delaysVisiting hermetically sealed distant airportswhere the Starbucks are expensiveeven by Starbucks...
Night of the Living Turkeys
Let me just say this: if you are riding your bike through vast, lonely, empty cemetery (as I am wont...
Subliminal
I’ve passed this sign hundreds of times over the last couple of years, and never saw it until a few...
Discuss among yourselves
I would say that Grape Nuts (or the Hannaford version, Nutty Nuggets) are about the worst things you can sneeze...
Vengeance of the machines
I marveled last week that my newest of the newest of phones — a very high-learning-curve Palm Treo thingie that...