Curse you, “Dancing With the Stars”

Seriously. I have managed to avoid all these stupid, horrible pointless pseudo-celebrity reality competitions on TV. It’s not an intellectual superiority thing, it’s just that I need to spend my brain cells on “Beach Patrol” or “The Principal’s Office.” But now comes the news that the coming season will feature not only Olympic beach volleyball sensation Misty May-Treanor (Misty: please wear the Chinese dragon hat. Please.), but also comic legend Cloris Leachman. How am I supposed to not watch that?