Dispatches from the Snow Day Front

Courtesy of spouse:

Insurgents reject offer, ruling power refuses negotiations East Greenbush, New York March 1, 2005 LuAnne Princess, reporting Ruling power forces offered a “clean room” for television deal early today. Half of the so-called “minority” forces accepted the deal. They have been permitted near-unlimited access to both television and play station. However, a 15-minute-violin per 45-minutes of play-station agreement is being observed. Minority forces are so called because they are all under the age of 18. The other half of the minority forces have rejected the clean room for television deal, rejecting the offer as “unfair”. Said one source, “I always have to do something before I can do anything.” This statement has a ring of truth to it, as laundry had to be put away before outdoors could be enjoyed. However, all minority parties were able to achieve laundry success and enjoy a good 2 or more hours in today’s snowfall. Forts were built. Ruling forces have refused to negotiate the television deal, saying, “I don’t care if your colored pencils are all over the room. They have to be picked up before there is any television. This holds true for the Amazing Race, as well.” Baking was not affected by the clean room offer, and Monkey Bread will be enjoyed by all parties at supper time.