Found the pain!

Oh yeah, my massage therapist found my injury. Turns out it was a hamstring, and it was actually in the back of the leg. She worked on my legs so hard that today I could barely walk — not because of pain, but because it felt like they’d been dissassembled and then put back together kinda loose. Had to go very slow all day. Now, they’re exhausted. But I’m on the way to healing, which is important. Must ski soon. I also had a regular physical therapy session yesterday, and they gave me an iontophoresis patch — a little electronic device that applies an anti-flammatory through your skin through little bursts of electricity. It even had a little flashing LED on it, but looked bizarre and threatening enough that I was sure glad I didn’t have to go through security at the Capitol, because I think that might have occasioned at least a cavity search.

Am I the last person to know that Tom Kenny is the voice of Spongebob Squarepants? Tom Kenny, of Tomcat and Bobcat (Goldthwait), the Generic Comics? Tom Kenny, of the band The Tearjerkers (post-Buddy Love — “Chip ‘n’ Ernie all night! Chip ‘n’ Ernie all day!”)? Tom Kenny, who used to bag groceries at the Price Chopper in Dewitt? Yes, apparently I am.

Phonak fired Tyler, and they still aren’t going to be allowed on the Pro Tour next year. So what do I do with my prized (and expensive) Phonak jersey now?

If you’re any kind of a Jonathan Richman fan and you don’t have “Precise Modern Lovers Order,” what’s wrong with you?