Kathleen, so serene…
Kathleen Turner’s in rehab? Well, I know, Mrs. Robinson was a drunk. But I’m shocked. And disappointed.
As if that weren’t enough, Meryl Streep has been forced to appear with Nicolas Cage.
Hmm… and Kathleen Turner has also been forced to appear with Nicolas Cage.
Coincidence?
(Title reference courtesy of Tommy James and the Shondells. Really.)