Thank you, nachi worm!
Arrive at work at 8:30. Big note on screen. Agency infected. New virus scan will be required before we can...
Zevon’s last
Well, I screwed up my courage and watched the VH1 special on Warren Zevon’s final abum the other night. It...
There are no mosquitoes in Los Angeles!
Gotta pronounce that with a hard “g”, by the way. Loss Angle-esz. It’s a “Barton Fink” thing.Point being, there is...
Meaning of Tribeca
Man, I’ve gotten a lot of hits lately for “meaning of tribeca.” What do I look like, Robert DeNiro? Jeez,...
Hey, I didn’t do the prank call!
But if you’ve come to this site looking for the George Takei/Ricardo Montalban call, you’ll find it at KiddChris’s website....
Weekend
As in, “The Weekend is too short.” But you know that. Finally, alone among weekends this year, this one included...
The little quarter that cried
I don’t really want to alienate an entire state, and I mean disrespect neither to the blind nor to Patty...
1960 is verlopen!
I could talk about something serious, or borrow an idea from Mimi Smartypants and talk about things stolen from me...
The depth of my shame
Oh the misery! The agony! The despair! How can I have done it? I knew, knew that Edison was the...
Smile of the week!
As I nearly lost control of my car laughing this morning, I really thought the funniest thing I’d hear for...