Searching

Okay, I know, talking about my search requests is boring. And maybe it’s not fascinating that I have had five hits for “Kirsten Gum” today (and now I’ll get even more) (and I’m glad I’m not getting hits for The Trout, believe me). But a couple of these others are genuinely disturbing. From Bratislava, Slovakia, someone came to my site searching for “Robin Tunney muscles OR muscled OR muscled legs OR calves.” From Montreal, someone came to my site searching for “Soundtrack to Patty Duke because were [sic] cousins.” And from San Diego, “The GoGo’s are drunk and talking to video camera with boys.”

And these are just the people whose searches somehow bring them to my site. Just imagine the ones that I don’t even know about.

Because they’re cousins, identical cousins all the wayOne pair of matching bookendsDifferent as night and day.