Theatre
I’m going to write a play in the style of the Theatre of the Absurd, something vaguely Pinteresque, and I’m going to title it, “The Hardship Claimed by the Paint Manufacturers is Illusory.” (I actually read that in a work document today. For them as care, that would be something like “Les difficultés réclamées par les fabricants de peinture sont illusoires” if Godard were to film it.)