Things I have seen in Arkansas
- A man who at some point in his life put his right arm and some of his left hand somewhere where they didn’t belong. The remains looked painful.
- A dead possum as big as a river raccoon.
- Lots and lots of makeup. There isn’t an uncurled female eyelash for several hundred miles.
- A pileated woodpecker that may have been thinking of attacking me on my bike.