We’re all searching for something

But many of you are searching for “Marlon Brando and Wally Cox.” I find that disturbing, or maybe the whole world knew and I didn’t until Peter Fonda explained it all to me. At least one of you is searching for “teenage girl resting heart rate,” and I’m proud to say I came up number one in an MSN search (though Google, as is its wont, brings up material probably much closer to what you were looking for). Someone is looking for “slumber party layout,” which is an interesting thing to look up. Someone is looking for “Comstock family tragedy history murder,” and while if you put all those words together you get to one of my pages, I can’t shed any light on them as a single subject matter (and Googling it didn’t provide me any clues). And, last but not least, a single search for “non nude fotolog.” Which mine definitely is. I mean, really.