Winona Ryder needs comforting

Well, it’s not like I’m hopping on a jet to LA or anything. But still, the opportunity . . .
Okay, this post degraded before it had even begun. Time to get my head together and forget how I burned for her in “Heathers.” Forget that my dislike of Ethan Hawke is based entirely on the fact that Winona couldn’t see that HE wasn’t good enough for her, either (“Reality Bites” – I had no time for slackers). Why couldn’t she see that he was just a pose with a soul patch? Or maybe I was just pissed off because I had given up writing and gone to work for The Man. Damn The Man!
Okay, I really need for the coffee to kick in now, before I say something even more stupid…