You searchers are seriously lost

Things people won’t find at my site, though they keep looking for them:

• “Pictures of Kirsten Gum” — granted, they’re hard to find. I don’t like the brunette look on her, either
• “fan club england dan john ford coley” — just because I smuggled a contraband girl into the Scotia-students-only free concert doesn’t mean I’m a fan
• “words for Burl Ives messing about on the river” — simply because I opined that Burl Ives must die
• “Schenectady Massacre images” — sorry, haven’t scanned those in yet.
• “Finot pogo 8,5” — no idea. Really.